Western Culture Enthusiasts Pillows

Rocking Cowboy

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Skate or die."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Herb's from Texas."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Domestic Pardners