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A cowboy is wearing women's underwear in a bar

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Skate or die."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

The modern sheriff.

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"No matter what Mr Jones, I am sure we can pull you through!"

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Horse 'with no name' tells rider: 'Actually, my name, if you had BOTHERED to ask, is Keith.'

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

'The sheriff tells everyone to get out of town - his wife owns the travel agency.'

Not at all O.K. Corral

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"