Western Culture Aficionados Gifts

A cowboy is wearing women's underwear in a bar

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Skate or die."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

The modern sheriff.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"No matter what Mr Jones, I am sure we can pull you through!"

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

Horse 'with no name' tells rider: 'Actually, my name, if you had BOTHERED to ask, is Keith.'

'The sheriff tells everyone to get out of town - his wife owns the travel agency.'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Not at all O.K. Corral

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

Sergio Leone

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"