Western Culture Fan Gifts

How cowboys book their rides remotely.

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

"I don't know much about art but I know what I like."

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

Drug Store. Somebody broke in, but all they took was cough drops. Must have been a hoarse thief.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Meet the author"

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Skate or die."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Historic Bank Jobs.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.