Western Culture Lovers Gifts

"Skate or die."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Baby's first two-step.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Herb's from Texas."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Hombre's Best Friend.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Billy the kiddy!"

Domestic Pardners

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."