Western Culture Gifts

Mediation at the OK Corral.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"How are you fixed for oats?"

'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'

Silhouette of cowboy,cowgirl and horse on fence in the moonlight

"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'

Cowboy philosophy.

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'

"Relax. You're just de-ranged."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'It's health and safety gone mad!'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"Your barn door is open."

"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."

'Well by dang, we'll settle this at the I'm-OK, You're-OK Corral!

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Western Philosophy.

Saloon Selectives

'Custer, on the eve of the little big horn'

Did you know these beans have zero trans fat?

'Was this supposed to be a cattle dive...or drive?'

"No matter what Mr Jones, I am sure we can pull you through!"

Yea, yea, yea, nay. The nays have it.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Seconds--9 1/2 Gallon Hats 60% off.

'Baddie on board'