Western Culture Pillows

Mediation at the OK Corral.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"How are you fixed for oats?"

'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'

Silhouette of cowboy,cowgirl and horse on fence in the moonlight

"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

Cowboy philosophy.

'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"Your barn door is open."

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'

'It's health and safety gone mad!'

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

'Well by dang, we'll settle this at the I'm-OK, You're-OK Corral!

'Don't forget to yell 'Surprise!'.'

'Baddie on board'

Yea, yea, yea, nay. The nays have it.

'The Rain-Dance Marathon ended in a draw. All the constestants drowned.'

Did you know these beans have zero trans fat?

No Settling

'Custer, on the eve of the little big horn'

"These heels are killing me."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

Western Philosophy.

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

'Hey look,Kenny A 'Tandem''

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'