Western Culture Buff Gifts

"Hold it Slim... Ain't that Billy the Kid's horse?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Baby's first two-step.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Skate or die."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Herb's from Texas."