Western Culture Lover Gifts

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

Montana Health Food: 'BEEF 'N' BRAN SALOON, breakfast, lunch, dinner.

Cowboy reading letters at opticians spell YEEHAAA!

The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

A corral of cowboys

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

A bull wearing a fancy hat

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Skate or die."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Hombre's Best Friend.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Domestic Pardners

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.