Western Culture Lover Mugs

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

Montana Health Food: 'BEEF 'N' BRAN SALOON, breakfast, lunch, dinner.

Cowboy reading letters at opticians spell YEEHAAA!

The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

A corral of cowboys

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

A bull wearing a fancy hat

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Skate or die."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Herb's from Texas."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Hombre's Best Friend.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Towny Music Night.

Domestic Pardners

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."