Western Culture Admirer Mugs

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Skate or die."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Hombre's Best Friend.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Wild West Text Showdown

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'