Western Culture Admirer Prints

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Skate or die."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Wild West Text Showdown

Lee Van Cleef

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'