Western Whimsy Enthusiast Pillows

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Young Gums

Storm in a magic lamp.

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Bathroom Fairy

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

The Not So Wild West

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."