Western Whimsy Enthusiast Pillows

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Storm in a magic lamp.

Young Gums

Bathroom Fairy

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

The Not So Wild West

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."