Western Folklore Lover Pillows

"OK, Sheriff, who was that masked man?"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Young Gums

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Which one is yours?"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Mephistopheles

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."