Western Folklore Fan Pillows

It's hardly a claim to fame: Most of us have had ancestors killed by Buffalo Bill...

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Which one is yours?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."