Frontier Folklore Fan Pillows

Buffalo Bill Cody

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bigfoot"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Balding gnomes

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

Alternative Medicine.