Festive Frontier Fan Pillows

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I love these old decorations!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

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"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Meet Santa's entourage

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

The other days of the year...

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Great Moment in North Pole History

Ring those Christmas bells!

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Bath Christmas Market