Festive Frontier Fan Pillows

'O tumbleweed, O tumbleweed, how lovely are your branches.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

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'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

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"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Meet Santa's entourage

'And that,and that,and that...'

The other days of the year...

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

A Christmas tree self portrait

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

Great Moment in North Pole History

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

C is for Cracker