Frontier Fanatic Pillows

'Have you never seen a boom town before, stranger?'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Friday

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Boy pilot.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

The First Kite

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Futuristic Teenagers.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Tortured Plank

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."