Fringe Fanatic Pillows

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Glastonbury. After.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Mardi Gras

'Fetch.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Cimafunk

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Southwark Fair.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Super Dog'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I'm working from home today."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Friday

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Werewolves of London..."

What's an Imax cave?

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"By labeling it, I control it."

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Giant slug attacks a city

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."