Frasier Fanatic Pillows

"She died doing what she loved."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Warrior Woman

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Newt sale

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Friday

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

The last song before the party exploded.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'