Fizz Fanatic Pillows

The last song before the party exploded.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Champagne Charlie.

"I hate to admit it...but I think I might be drinking too many sodas."

Prize vegetables.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

The Alpha Seltzer

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Sales

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Wishing Well

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'