Fizz Enthusiast Pillows

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You are my sunshine!

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Shuck me.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Whiskey wars

Boys Cooking

Champagne Charlie.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Rabbit Punch

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'