Fizzy Drink Fanatic Pillows

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

The Alpha Seltzer

The last song before the party exploded.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Champagne Charlie.

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

Champagne Tasting.

Wishing Well

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"Shall make another pot?"

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

Water Ski Accident

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

Flower drinking cola.

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

Workethicville: FUN...TOO MUCH FUN.

"You can lead me to water but you can't make me drink, unless it has added food coloring and sweeteners."