Fizzy Drink Fan Pillows

'Hey son, I'm to look under my cap to see if I won a free soda.'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Classic Koala. Diet Koala.

The Alpha Seltzer

Wishing Well

Holy Coke

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

The last song before the party exploded.

Baloneystini

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Champagne Charlie.

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

A complimentary biscuit

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

Champagne Tasting.

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

Pop up hell

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

Flower drinking cola.

Iggy Pop

Belly-Swelling Tooth-Rotting Pop - Now With Up To 10 Spoonfuls Of Sugar.

"Bubbles, huh? Call it what you want...it's still just gas."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"You can lead me to water but you can't make me drink, unless it has added food coloring and sweeteners."

"I hate to admit it...but I think I might be drinking too many sodas."

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

Cocktails for dogs