Quirky Drink Fan Pillows

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Alpha Seltzer

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Baloneystini

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'The first cocktail.'

"We're out of flowers."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

French Animal Noises.

A complimentary biscuit

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

Wishing Well

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

Hipster Coffee

'A Dust Cow'.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."