Adult Beverage Fan Pillows

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Baloneystini

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

A complimentary biscuit

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Hipster Coffee

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

'Whatever he's drinking.'

The Beer Whisperer

Global warming finally hits home. . .

"This is why I like my wine chilled."

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

"Help yourself to Twiglets."

"I told you to be careful with that five hour energy stuff!"

Pub Painting

Tea Shirt

"You finished yours already?"

Hamster bartender

"Hic!"

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

Rudolph the Shit-Faced Reindeer

"A four-star general must be a very good general indeed."

'The stewbum was proficient at defoaming ewers.'

"I did give up drink for my New Year's resolution but I reckon it doesn't count as I was drunk when I made it."

A man holding a giant glass of wine

"Damn right I'm bitter."

'Good Dog!'