Blended Beverage Fan Pillows

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Desert Island BBQ

Baloneystini

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

A chip off the old block...

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

A complimentary biscuit

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Hipster Coffee

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

'Whatever he's drinking.'

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'

Let the good times roll.

"This is why I like my wine chilled."

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

"Get lost, you bum!"

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Tea Shirt

Cocktails for dogs

Pub Painting

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

"You finished yours already?"

"I hope they don't sit here they always try to set me off."

"We only serve large menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones"

Give me a bear, Luv. Anything else? Yeah, a mop.

Hamster bartender

Rat: 'So...your Sewer or mine?'

'You call yourself a liar? I don't believe you.'

"Hic!"

"Actually, it's a carrot in my pocket and I'm happy to see you."

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'