Craft Brew Fan Pillows

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Hipster Coffee

"You order the microbrew?"

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

Beer versus Wine

Ducks on Trucks

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

The Beer Whisperer

Global warming finally hits home. . .

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

"All the beer I can drink in a year? That's the buyout?"

A Reasonable Time to Give Your Travel Agent a Call

Moonshine Lite!

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

"It's a full bodied beer."

'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

"I prefer air craft beer."