Craft Brew Fan Gifts

You make me want to say things I've never said before and do things I've never done before. What a sweet thing to - Shh, I'm talking to my beer.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Joined at the hipster.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Hipster Coffee

"You order the microbrew?"

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

Beer versus Wine

Ducks on Trucks

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

The Beer Whisperer

Global warming finally hits home. . .

"All the beer I can drink in a year? That's the buyout?"

Moonshine Lite!

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

A Reasonable Time to Give Your Travel Agent a Call

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

Cookie Shop. New Year's Resolutions Broken Here. Frank, you're already giving up on your resolution to lose weight? Yes, but I'm keeping my resolution to frequently these old friends! The last ten days I've discovered that it's hard to lose weight as we get older and our eyesight declines. What does eyesight have to do with it? It's very difficult to hit a target weight when that target looks so tiny compared to my current weight!

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

"It's a full bodied beer."

'No cocktails for me, thanks.'