Frothy Brew Fan Gifts

'The stewbum was proficient at defoaming ewers.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

A complimentary biscuit

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Beer

Hipster Coffee

Ducks on Trucks

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Melted But Not Forgotten

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

The Beer Whisperer

Global warming finally hits home. . .

Thank God it's Fry Day.

"This is why I like my wine chilled."

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"You finished yours already?"

The Masons.

'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

The Arrival of Winter.

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

Angry man asks fast food drive up clown 'What do you mean it's no longer breakfast in India?'

"I stopped by the firehouse. You weren't there."