Microbrewery Fan Gifts

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Hipster Coffee

"You order the microbrew?"

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

Ducks on Trucks

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

'Colin's invention soon remedied his RSI problem... Nothing was going to stop him enjoying his favourite tipple!'

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

A mailbox outside a house reads "The Larson Family and Microbrewery".

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

Global warming finally hits home. . .

The Beer Whisperer

'The -HIC- brewery must have been -HIC- taken over by a -HIC- rating agency... why else -HIC- could I feel that -HIC- downgraded...'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

'That's it, no more stimulus for you.'