Micro-brewery Enthusiasts Gifts

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Beer Lunch

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Cold Beers and Skiers

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'I brew it myself.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"You order the microbrew?"

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Alcohol Ingredients

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

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