Micro-brewery Enthusiasts Gifts

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Beer Lunch

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'I brew it myself.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"You order the microbrew?"

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

''Fancy a quick pint?'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

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