Blended Beverage Fan Gifts

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Desert Island BBQ

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

Baloneystini

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

A chip off the old block...

A complimentary biscuit

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Hipster Coffee

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

'Whatever he's drinking.'

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'

Let the good times roll.

"This is why I like my wine chilled."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

You make me want to say things I've never said before and do things I've never done before. What a sweet thing to - Shh, I'm talking to my beer.

"Get lost, you bum!"

"I hope they don't sit here they always try to set me off."

Pub Painting

Cocktails for dogs

Tea Shirt

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

"You finished yours already?"

Give me a bear, Luv. Anything else? Yeah, a mop.

Hamster bartender

"We only serve large menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones"

Rat: 'So...your Sewer or mine?'

"Actually, it's a carrot in my pocket and I'm happy to see you."

"Hic!"

'You call yourself a liar? I don't believe you.'