Cocktail Fan Gifts

'Good Dog!'

Hamster bartender

Pub Painting

'Whatever he's drinking.'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Espresso Martini Peacock

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

You're the olive in my martini

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.