Cocktail Shaker Fan Gifts

Let the good times roll.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

In, out, shake it all about.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

A chip off the old block...

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

A complimentary biscuit

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

How milkshakes are made

Later in life he moved to Florida and retired to what is now known as Frankenstein's Condo.

Christmas Presents for the Cat

Danger Coconuts

'Whatever he's drinking.'

"This is why I like my wine chilled."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Help yourself to Twiglets."

'Shake!...Good dog.'

'All this pirate radio station plays is Ho, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Rum.'

Cocktails for dogs

Hamster bartender

"You finished yours already?"

Pub Painting

"Hic!"

"It's technically a milkshake, but if I call it a 'smoothie,' I can have it for breakfast."

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

Rat: 'So...your Sewer or mine?'

"A four-star general must be a very good general indeed."

"I have to admit, I enjoyed that fruity concoction you convinced me to try."

Shaken Old Bartender

A man holding a giant glass of wine

"What do you mean Happy hour's ended?..."