Chocolate Milkshake Fan Gifts

How milkshakes are made

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'How now, brown cow?'

Cake Walk.

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

Milkshake Shortage

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'Okay, the marshmallows will be frozen in a minute!' - 'Man, I really love Bar-B-Q's!'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"Shake! Good dog."

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

'Yep, that's my dog, and yes, it's a chocolate lab.'

Let the good times roll.

"Got milk?"

'He spends 90 per cent of his pocket money on sweets.'