Chocolate Milk Fans Gifts

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Cake Walk.

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

Sweets

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

'I've got it! -- chocolate-covered birth control pills!'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."