Milk-and-cookie-fans Gifts

Of all nights...this was not the one to ponder the glass half empty, half full conundrum!!

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

Oreolas

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"How does not being a house make you feel?"

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'I don't like it any more than you do, Johnson. But this is the business world, and that's just the way the cookie crumbles.'

Spilled Milk

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."