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Of all nights...this was not the one to ponder the glass half empty, half full conundrum!!

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Oreolas

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'I don't like it any more than you do, Johnson. But this is the business world, and that's just the way the cookie crumbles.'

Spilled Milk

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

"How does not being a house make you feel?"