Chocolate Milk Fans Mugs

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Cake Walk.

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

Sweets

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

'I've got it! -- chocolate-covered birth control pills!'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'