Chocolate Fan Mugs

'Yep, that's my dog, and yes, it's a chocolate lab.'

'He spends 90 per cent of his pocket money on sweets.'

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

Satya Nutella

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cake Friday!

The wife whisperer.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Chocolate Shop

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'