Hot Chocolate Fan Gifts

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Bumble Bee

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

A complimentary biscuit

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

'Look! There's Santa!'

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

Le Chocolat!

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

'We're going into cold water and HE'S drinking the hot chocolate!'

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'