Chilled Beverage Fan Gifts

"This is why I like my wine chilled."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

A chip off the old block...

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

A complimentary biscuit

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Hipster Coffee

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'Will that be on the rocks?'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"Now we have Nancy Pelosi's gazpacho police spying on members of Congress."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Whatever he's drinking.'

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

Let the good times roll.

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

The world's greatest salesman.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Mum, Dad, this is Kevin, the snowman I'm building."

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

Igloo outhouse.

Spring Break