Chilled Beverage Fan T-Shirts

"This is why I like my wine chilled."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

A chip off the old block...

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

A complimentary biscuit

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Hipster Coffee

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

"Now we have Nancy Pelosi's gazpacho police spying on members of Congress."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Whatever he's drinking.'

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

Let the good times roll.

The world's greatest salesman.

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

"Mum, Dad, this is Kevin, the snowman I'm building."

Igloo outhouse.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

Penguins surfing

Spring Break