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'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Alpha Seltzer

Open House of Horrors

Baloneystini

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'The first cocktail.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"We're out of flowers."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

A complimentary biscuit

French Animal Noises.

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Hipster Coffee

Wishing Well

'A Dust Cow'.

The Booger.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'