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"You finished yours already?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Baloneystini

Sheep In Curlers

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Mice 25¢

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Hipster Coffee

Wishing Well

"I trust this will be on one check."

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

Pop up hell

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

Tequila Mocking Bird

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'Film extras drinks night'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

Snow Shaker.

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

Cocktails for dogs

Rabbit using the condom machine.

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

Classic Koala. Diet Koala.

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).