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What, you've never seen coffee with a worm in it? The Too-Early Bird.

'Film extras drinks night'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

the Lesser-known Nogs

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"Tuna Colada"

"You finished yours already?"

'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...'

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

"I'd like to impress my girlfriend's parents."

"We don't get a lot of call for double-shot-espresso-vodka-prozac-mocha's."

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.

Slush Poopy.

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog

No glass, no washing up, so it's free!

Sorry, I don't know how to make a pink squirrel. May I suggest a white wolverine?