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'I'm an atheist!'

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Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."

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"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

"This time, she went too far."

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

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'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

A sign at a bar above some stools reads "Express Stools (3 drinks or less)".

"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

'I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth-to-mouth.'

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

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"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

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"I thought it came with an acorn."

Water/Still water/Not water any more.