Quirky Liquor Lovers Prints

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

A Good Batch.

'I'm an atheist!'

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Wanna talk about it?

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

A sign at a bar above some stools reads "Express Stools (3 drinks or less)".

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

"This time, she went too far."

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

the Lesser-known Nogs

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I thought it came with an acorn."

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'