Liquor Lovers Prints

People starving in the world but never a shortage of liquor.

"This is our Hard Liquor gift basket for people whose kids moved back home this year."

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

A Good Batch.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I know it's gassy...'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

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Wanna talk about it?

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

My first mistake.

Join me in a beer?

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

Hotel mini-bar.

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell

"Brian's considering the optics."